Unick

americanized version of the word “eunuch”.

1. a man with his b-lls (testes) removed. often used in royal courts to guard female royalty and concubines.

2. a man who is incapable of reproduciton.

3. a guy who doesn’t seem to be interested in women, but also excluding h-m-s-xuality. they are just not the dating type.

4. a gutless wonder.

5. the third s-x. the non-s-x.
“mike is such a unick, he’s never dated a girl in his entire life!”
the furthest extent of ridiculous. when something has become so absurd that there is no “dic” left in ridiculous, the absents of the genitalia in the word makes it unick.
blaming obama for the current high oil prices is not just ridiculous, its down right unick
a male with no genetalia. often characterized by a fondness for oprah winfrey. a unicks genetalia can often be found in his wifes purse next to his money.
sam waved to his woman as she drove away in his new truck. a tear rolled down his cheek as he realized he was now a unick.
i guy that says he has b-lls but he really doesn’t. he may also have a v-g-n- or want to have one.
“danny is a unick! (maybe cuz he’s too sentative)”
a male with a v-g-n- located somewhere on the body (mainly neck) and the v-g-n- usually gives off a distinct smell generally of fishy origin. they also usually have straight hairs on the l-b– and a droopy cl-torus with a distinct read b-mp commonly known as genital warts.
suck my b-lls! (on my neck)