unicorn juice
a mystical jumbo load full of hot sticky d-ck gravy. (the only human load that has ever been described as unicorn juice worthy is the m-ss quant-ty of yogurt sling that adult film star peter north generates.)
if jennifer anniston sucked my meat she would get a cream geyser down her throat that would compare to the coveted and evasive “unicorn juice”.
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