unicorn oil



when a unicorn cooks a meal but cuts itself in the process of putting the oil in (unicorns are mysterious creatures don’t ask how they cut themselves with oil) it combines and makes a poisonous substance that kill all walruses
the unicorn oil danced in the midnight sun with donkey while listening to miley cyrus

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