Unicorn Pants
when a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.
example 1: “hey don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club.”
example 2: “mich-lle’s mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. she asked for help bringing in the groceries and i had a major case of unicorn pants.”
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