Unicorn Poop
a large -ssortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumb-lls all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.
having too large of an amount of unicorn p–p can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.
or
“ghlkjae-amah” andrew mumbled. “what did he say?” asked sam. “oh, i don’t know, he’s obviously choking on unicorn p–p.” kenny replied.
the obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks – all the time. some use their unicorn p–p to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they never have any problems.
when you have relationship problems, they post unicorn p–p: “i have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :d he could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! n-body else could ever be as happy as me!!!”
right after your car breaks down, they post unicorn p–p: “i am so loving my reliable new car!!! thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!”
“i’m so irritated, every time i get on facebook, the feed is covered in unicorn p–p!”
a complete babe
bree is unicorn p–p
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