unicorn tea party
when two guys and one girl are engaged in s-xual activity. the men must wear strap-on “horns” (head d-ld-s) and they double penetrate “down there” so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical “unicorn tea” (j-zz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.
this is correct, however it doesn’t answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea”. from the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the -ssumption couldn’t be farther from the truth.
once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. one of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. at this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. the next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).
jim, ally and i had a unicorn tea party last night, her cat is wicked p-ssed right now.
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when two guys and one girl are engaged in s-xual activity. the men must wear strap-on “horns” (head d-ld-s) and they double penetrate “down there” so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical “unicorn tea” (j-zz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.
i had the best time with brad, we had a unicorn tea party with this chick. my head is still sore…
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