unicornpollyfuckination
a magical time of year when unicorns get together and mate.
oh look hunny its uniconpollyf-ckination season lets go watch them mate.
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- Unicorn Poo
1. unicorn excrement. 2. ice cream with nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. the most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy. let’s go down to ice cream towne and buy us some grade a unicorn poo.
- Unicorn Poop
a large -ssortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumb-lls all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess. having too large of an amount of unicorn p–p can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness. or “ghlkjae-amah” andrew mumbled. “what did he say?” asked sam. “oh, i […]
- unicorn porn
sh-t that is never going to happen q: have you heard the latest unicorn p-rn? a: what is it? q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england. unicorn p-rn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. if you know what unicorn […]
- Unicorn Powder
deep, untouched virgin snow that creates a magical euphoric feeling when skiing or snowboarding through it. “it snowed a foot last night, gonna shred some unicorn powder today, bra!”
- unicorn princess
someone who is overly proud of small accomplishments. a braggart, but generally a great person who just likes to boast. also, could be considered a slang term for something so outrageous, silly, and/or trivial all you can do is chant: “unicorn prin-cess!!!!” and raise the roof. “can you believe i got that working in-game before […]