unicuntry


a combination of “universe” and “c-ntry” (please see definition), used to describe times when the individual feels like the universe is ‘f-cking with’ them, or, in other words, being c-nty. similar to the concepts of karma and dharma, the unic-ntry can be used to express dismay or ambivalence if the course of one’s life is not going as one would like.
what did i do in a past life to deserve such scorn from the unic-ntry?

my boyfriend broke up with me and my dog just died…the unic-ntry is clearly at it again.

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