Unicus
a cross between a unicorn and a tiger. know to complete obliterate dolphins, as they are the lesser species. dolphins have been scared of unici (plural) for generations. however every unicus is very chill and doesnt respond to fear.
lucas: hey alex look at that s-xy unicus!
alex: i know right! it’s so chill the way it’s raping that dolphin!
Read Also:
- unicuntry
a combination of “universe” and “c-ntry” (please see definition), used to describe times when the individual feels like the universe is ‘f-cking with’ them, or, in other words, being c-nty. similar to the concepts of karma and dharma, the unic-ntry can be used to express dismay or ambivalence if the course of one’s life is […]
- unicycled
another word for a par. when a person can’t come back from a cuss, you can then say that they have been unicycled oli:what’s wrong with a chode? joe: ask niamh! finbo: you got unicycled
- Unicycle Johnson
used during roller hockey games. when a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the b-lls. the player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates. billy didn’t like […]
- unicycle wedgie
when you ride a unicycle for a long time and ur b-lls start to burn and you get a wedgie that hurts you b-tthole im sore from the unicycle wedgie last night.
- Unicycle Wheelchair
arguably one of the better nasa fields of expertise. when the sp-ce race was on and it was uncle sam vs u.s.s.r, astronaut vs cosmonaut and cats vs dogs, the need for unicycle wheelchairs became apparant, and mr. nasa was once quoted saying, after they had been developed, “i don’t know how we ever got […]