Unimomer
a mom who, during the winter months, wears a hoodie and sungl-sses while dropping children off at school. the look is eerily reminiscent of the police suspect sketch of the infamous serial killer unibomber, aka ted kaczynski, who targeted universities and airlines with homemade bombs sent through the mail. the acute embarr-ssment suffered by offspring of this particular breed of kick -ss mother is devastatingly quick and awesomely powerful, kind of like a bomb.
cletus was dropped off at school by an older mystery woman in a hoodie and sungl-sses. she was even sporting a fuzzy newborn baby 70s p-rno stache. i think it was his unimomer.
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