Unintentional Babysitter


an american who stands in line at an amus-m-nt park and has their personal sp-ce invaded by foreign children that are standing behind them. the children usually do not speak english and are unable to keep their hands to themselves.
guy: “dude, why is that kid’s face all up in your -ss?”
other guy: “i have no idea. i feel like an unintentional babysitter.”

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