Unitato
a potato with a horn, wearing a unitard, dancing to music by abba.
dance for me, unitato.
the cross between a unicorn and a potato. the most fabulous creature you could ever imagine.
“what a fabulous creature! what is that?”
“that’s a unitato!”
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