unitooth
when one of your front teeth is freakishly alligned with your septum.
check out tom cruise and his fugly unitooth!
a freakish row of teeth that, like a unibrow, seems to consist of a single m-ss of unbroken, tooth-like substance when a person smiles. akin to a mouthguard made with a single, gigantic tooth.
i am sick of seeing tiger woods and his ridiculous unitooth on tv all the time.
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