University of Victoria
once known for it’s population of feral rabbit and leftist students, this west coast campus has become a flood-wash for chinese immigrants who were unable to make it to ubc.
student #1 “doesn’t poe look cute today?”
student #2 “华语/華語”
student #1 “ah f-ck it, the university of victoria just isn’t the same…”
a beautiful campus on vancouver island, just outside of victoria. huge rabbit population, diverse and liberal student body, a great education. one of the top universities in canada, very up and coming. lots of big trees and deer. and yes, there are a lot of hippies and some weed. it is bc. i love bc.
i fed the baby rabbit a piece of my apple outside of cl-ss the other day at the university of victoria.
i’m going to watch the gorgeous sunset at the beach down the road from the university of victoria.
the university of victoria, most commonly known as u vic. although holding high standards for admission, is known for the rabbits that live around the campus and it’s alcholo drinking, weed smoking students.
while visiting the campus of university of victoria…
tom: hey can i borrow a quarter
-takes quarter and turns to his friend-
tom: okay heads you come party with us, tails, you stay to do your mid term.
– flips coin, both guys lean over to see the results-
tom: sorry man, looks like it’s mid terms for you. after all the coin is law. at least you can come get high with us tonight.
– returns the coin-
tom: thanks man. hey you wanna come with us tonight?
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