unrequited bluetooth conversation
when you think someone is talking to you, but they’re really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear
“hey jenny guess what?”
“i had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!”
“no way man.”
“no like way, dude.”
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