Unscootable


adhering or maintaining a state of friction so as to not allow something to be moved along a horizontal plane.

originally coined as a term describing a low profile car ramp sold by race ramps.
bob tries to push a heavy box, and it won’t move, so he says, “that box is unscootable!”

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