unwow
the flaccid-p-n-s inducing realization that your wow-meter is miscalibrated to the degree that random youtube videos of soda bottles make you deliriously happy, only to have your b-n-r reduced to limp linguine in a matter of seconds.
“i enjoyed that youtube clip so much!” “yeah totally fake dude!” “oh cr-p my b-n-r! unwow!”
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