up-sell defense
the act of constantly saying “no” or “no, thank you” or “i don’t need that” to sales people who persistently try to up-sell you additional services or add-ons during a point of sale or negotiation of service(s).
so after 10 mins of playing up-sell defense i am totally exhausted. mind you, i just want a car wash. if i wanted to get up sold and haggled out, i would have gone to the swap meet for some churros and b-tterfly knifes. how many times to i have to say no, i don’t want that super wax?
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