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• Up-Down Shot

  a two part shot, one part going down the other going up. you first snort out of the bottom nipple of a shot gl-ss a combination of wild turkey and bacardi 151 followed by a standard shot of jack daniels. the result is a feeling never felt before of agony, excitement, and pride. few are […]

• Updraft

  n. when you fart, instead of it immediately leaving your -ss crack, it lingers and eventually crawls up your gooch and around your b-lls. dude 1: i hate those small desks in the english cl-ss dude 2: yeah me too they give me the worst updraft

• UPDRAGE

  the irrational rage caused when someone upgrades a system and you’re too stuck in your ways to adapt. why can’t you fixed something that was working just fine before you “updrage”?

• upduke

  the act of updating your facebook status while also sitting on the toilet. while i was sitting on the throne, i upduked my facebook status.

• updyke

  an updyk- is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. most have little formal education and are pr-ne to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the updyk- feel better about himself or herself. […]

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