UPI
un-identified party injury, mysterious injuries discovered after a a period of intoxication.
this morning, i woke up with a upi on my leg.
a word used in instant messaging when you accidently have your right hand fingers off by one on the home row on a qwerty keyboard.
you’re
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unidentifiable party injury
upon waking from a night of partying, you find one perhaps two b-mbs, bruises, scratches, or bites and are not completely certain of there origin
partygoer#1: wow!! what the h-ll happened last? i am riddled with u.p.i
literally: u packin it?
to ask someone to pack paraphenalia with marijuana
yo you got weed? u.p.i?
person a: yo u.p.i?
person b: yo u.p.i
person a: nah i only got a bowlsworth upi
an indian girl who moved to the u.s.
she thinks she is ugly but in reality she is very pretty.
she likes wanna-be gangstaas and black people and likes it when people mistake her for mexican c;
black man- yo dawg, who is that mexican girl?
white man- you mean upi? she’s not mexican…shes indian
black man- ahh…well she’s hot
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