UPK
stands for ugly people kissing. an instance of witnessing two ugly people making out or otherwise engaging in a pda in public.
i was on the subway today and i saw two mutants getting busy with some seriously wrong upk action. luckily i had just gotten some take-out so i was able to use the plastic spoon to gouge out my eyes. jebus, guys, leave that sh-t at home!
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as with an upskirt, the act of looking up one’s kilt to obtain s-xual gratification. bill blushed as he knew frank was staring at his upkilt during the bagpipe concert. the scottish equivalent to “upskirt”, but they wear kilts, not skirts. “yo did you see that dude’s upkilt?” “yea ma n-gg- he had some nasty […]
- Upknuck
the single most positive affirmation between friends, colleagues, what have you. said affirmation carries more weight than even those of normal knucks, secret hand shakes, high fives, etc. an upknuck is preformed when two, or more, people b-mp fists with metacarpals facing toward other partic-p-nt and phalanges facing up towards the sky. “turn that pound […]
- uplag
uplag is a physiological condition which results from an upgrade of an electronic device, software, or some other technology, that is very disruptive to the upgrader’s personal or professional life. similar to jet lag, symptoms include sleeplessness, fatigue, exhaustion, and general confusion. the condition of uplag may last several days until the upgrader adjusts to […]
- uplage
used to make your cat jump up on the sofa, or to move ppls legs who are lying on the sofa so you cant sit down me: uplage cat! cat: f-ck off! or me: dude uplage dude: nah
- uplame
a put-down, usually at your game, whatever that may be. an attempt to make you appear lame. dude, i just uplamed you in madden 37 – 0.