Upper Class

the upper cl-ss defines many different subspecies of humans (despite the small percentage of the population) of mainly two areas, old money and new money.

the first species (h-m- republic-n-s) generally consists of old money. h-m- republic-n-s are generally very stubborn and angry and shouldn’t be interacted with directly. they complain that the working cl-ss (they are called working for a reason) need to get off their lazy -sses and should get harvard diplomas, afterall the upper cl-ss are working hard playing golf and paying their servants. h-m- republic-n-s believes that the liberals are communist and consider anyone below them in social cl-ss to be filthy peasants.

the second species (nouveau riche anubis) consists of more new money. bill gates would be an example, as well as many other people that have worked hard to become rich. many people in this group are discriminated against by species such as h-m- republic-n-s because they aren’t inbred and because they “intentionally” weren’t born into the upper cl-ss. although “new money” generally has more importance than h-m- republic-n-s because most of them have contributed to society instead of inherit wealth.
“ew! mother, why are we driving through a landfill?”- a young upper cl-ss person driving through an upper-middle cl-ss neighborhood in a lamborghini

“those liberal commies. why should the poor people have rights and taxes lower than us?”- an upper cl-ss h-m–republic-n-s complaining about people with less money than him
contrary to what many think, the “upper cl-ss” is not always the richest of the rich, and they are not necessarily conservative.

for example, bill gates, despite being one of the richest men on the planet, does not really fit in with the traditional american upper crust. as far as politics, the boston brahmins, who are the epitome of “upper cl-ss,” were liberal.
“jackie on-ssis was upper cl-ss but poor.” – paul johnson, in his book a history of the american people
rich d-ckheads that care only for money and are selfish. they don’t care about anyone lower than them and they will shelter their offspring to the point where their offspring turns up their noses at the lower cl-ss, to the point of where the lower cl-ss usually gets out whatever weaponry they have to hand and bludgeons the upper cl-ss offspring. upper cl-ss people are usually to be found throwing events of high social status such as garden parties and lavish functions such as those, which are best avoided.

upper cl-ss people are also highly bigoted and will boast of how good they are to every single person around them who is rich and idiotic enough to believe that bullsh-t. they like to spend heaps on unnecessary sh-t like designer clothes, latest toys/gadgets, fast cars.
ricky: ‘did you see that upper cl-ss person on the news the other day? she was complaining about how the poor people make her house smell with all their filth.’
d-cky: ‘next time she complains i’ll go round to her house and break her nose.’
the richest of the rich. those who need not work again. diveded into new money and aristocracy. always conservative.
move out of the way, the upper cl-ss want you house.