Uppercunt


fisting at a higher than recommended velocity. 3 second charge time required.
“i ended it with jason because he upperc-nted me on sat-rday.”
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a closed fist punch in an upward, swinging motion that makes direct contact with the v-g-n-.
jab, jab, upperc-nt–she’s out!
a forceful blow (punch) to the v-g-n-
b-tch back off before i upper c-nt you!
also known as the haymaker to the babymaker, the upper c-nt is a devastating knock out punch to a woman’s v-g-n-.
holy sh-t! did you see that chick land that upper c-nt last night in the cat fight?!
sometimes you might find you’re being pursued by c-nt. there may be something attached to it. it may be screaming something at you. this is irrelevant. a c-ntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid c-nt. a c-ntslap will be laughed off the court. you’ve got to upperc-nt that sh-t. pow! right in the kisser.

upperc-nt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.
1. some b-tch was makin’ eyeb-lls at me earlier. i was all “if you don’t back off, there’s an upperc-nt over here with your name on, grandma!”
similar motion to the uppercut. the only difference is location.

not to be mistaken with fisting, which is very similar. the difference being that the upperc-nt is fast and not a repeated motion as there is no need for further pleasure after such a maneouvre.

a technique that is apparently -ssociated with leeroy jenkins.
bill – last night i got my upperc-nt on.
phil – oh cool.
bill – yeah, i know. her head is still stuck in my ceiling as we speak.
the act of punching a girl in the v-g-n-. also can be applied to a closed fist of with splayed fingers.
“the b-tch gave me a dirty look, so i gave her a mean upperc-nt.”
striking a female in the genitals with a forceful upwards swing.
did you see those two chicks fighting? i cant believe she dropped the other chick with an upperc-nt!

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