Uppity Urbanite
someone who thinks that living downtown is the only way to go and that everyone else is an uncultured rube.
“i can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for g-d’s sake! you might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” shrieked the uppity urbanite.
“oh…my…g-d….is that a cow?! hold me, i’m scared, it’s going to be just like deliverance”
“shut the f-ck up, catherine. if you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite sh-t with me we will end this road trip right now.”
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