upthebuttomy


the vernacular for the outpatient surgery to check one’s colon for pollops. often referred to as a colonoscopy by professionals. the term can also be used to describe the procedure required to remove office brown nosers.
geez, now that i’ve turned 50, i’ve got to go get an uptheb-ttomy.

eric is such a brown noser that i’m going to have to get an uptheb-ttomy to remove him from my -ss.

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    limerick slang for taking c-ck up the -rs- i met this wan last night and she was mad for it up the cake.

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    an upwards taking towards the coast. someone who likes it up the coast is probably in the same boat as bush and clay aiken. “no -n-l s-x” see mateo “that ma’f-ckin’ sum’b-tch likes it up the coast, b-tch.” “te gusta remar por la costa!” “mitch likes it up the coast.”


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