Uptight Ass


a person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. an uptight -ss usually doesn’t know cr-p.
girl: wow! did you see her? she played the uptight -ss role in the soccer team!
boy: in social studies too!
girl: yeah i know!

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