ur monkey
when, the infamous “your mom” just doesn’t seem to fit…
friend: so, where was your mom last night?
you: with your monkey!
friend: what ya wanna do tonight…?
you: ur monkey
mom: so, would you mind telling me where you were last night?
you: doing ur monkey!
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