urban ass-kissing
when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody’s -ss. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing -ss, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullsh-t excuse to get in to somebody’s pants.
urban -ss-kissing can be reversed by urban -ss-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have s-x!
nerd: giggity im so good at urban -ss-kissing!
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