Urban Beer
cheap, high-alcohol (8-10%) beer. usually sold in 24oz cans in the sketchier parts of town. expect to pay from $1.25-$2.00 for a can. also expect the flavor of said beer to slightly resemble that of cat urine. purchased purely for the favorable cost/alcohol content ratio. in another words, a cheap–ss way to get hammered.
friend a: hey, holmes, let’s roll up into pontiac to score us some nasty urban beer.
friend b: i only got $5 dude, what kinda beer can we get for that?
friend a: only like 3 frickin’ cans of camo – the undisputed king of the urban beer!
friend b: tru’ dat, let me get my ghetto on.
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