Urban Dad
a father with a family who is middle-aged, approximately 30-40 years old, and who wears urban outfits, such as but not limited to: small wool beanies, slim fit/straight jeans, stylish lifestyle shoes, hoodies/jackets, carries a backpack, has urban facial hair like a neatly trimmed beard, and thick framed gl-sses. to qualify as a dad he probably also has a kid or two with him.
conor: hey bill, dude look theres an urban dad!
bill: what?!?!
conor: look over there, that guys f-cking urban! and he’s got 2 kids! look at his stylish pants and jacket, and those gl-sses! and check out that beanie!
bill: hahahahahahahah
conor: look here comes urbski jr.! look, look! urban dad!
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