urban dick
(n.) a staff member at definithing.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. this person is often a huge douchebag who lacks any consistency in rejections or acceptances. he will let completely lame trash p-ss as a definition, yet cancel a submission that breaks none of the rules and is actually useful.
guy 1: hey did the definition get p-ssed, man?
guy2: no, the urban d-ck cancelled it. what a submission n-z-.
guy 1: hey, you want to go out tonight?
guy 2: no, i have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions i’m going to p-ss for the website while i m-st-rb-t-.
guy 1: oh, right. sorry, i forgot you were an urban d-ck with a really, really really small p-n-s.
sick b-st-rds who come to urban dictionary for the soul purpose of posting inappropriate terms and using other words in horrid context to make them nasty words.
i don’t often use their slang of saying body parts and actions as insults and curses, but in this case, i thought the t-tle was quite fitting for the situation.
i hope ‘urband-cks’ give me a lot of thumbs down for this.
an urban dictionary user that ruins the quality of the website. instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage. also, an urban p-ssy.
see psycho b-tch,
freak obscene,
peachy keen,
johnnay,
schteve,
sonyroolz, (#1)
-wonderboy marvel-
diego (#2)
the -ssholes that post on this site so faithfully that they probably devote more time to thinking up useless definitions to stupid non-existant words than too getting themselves laid, which in all honesty would probably do them good.
what an urbandic(k), i bet he hasn’t spooged in over a year, let alone gotten any of the glorious poon-tang out there, that makes being human worthwhile.
instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage.
fits g-union perfectly.
1.(n) – a person who uses definithing as a messsage board or frequently engages in name-dropping. hated by respectable definithing users everywhere.
unfortunately, i get the impression that 90% of people that submit to this site are urband-cks
people who spend all their time on urban dictionary
jeff and rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they’re urban d-cks.
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