Urban Jesus


one who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good looks, is something of a genius, and is quite the romantic, may quailify for the t-tle of urban jesus in your suburban area.
awesome kid: do you speak bhukan!?
urban jesus: yeah. gahh pridhh!
awesome kid: what, you’re gay!?
urban jesus: i’m dating ashley webber actually…
awesome kid: since when?
urban jesus: now. hey ashley!

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  • Urban Jingle

    the sound of a tune played thru someones overloud system as they drive by in their low-rider wow, check da urban jingle that clart was boomin’? well wicked!

  • Urban Joy

    the joy of getting a word added to the urban dictionary. yay! i got the term “urban joy” added to urban dictionary! that’s quite an urban joy!

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    a pair of b-lls that are smelly and or dirty. after gregs long, hard day at work he slopped out hes big urban jujubes for a wash.

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    the city. the term refers to its streets, alleys, subway system, inner-city neighborhoods, playgrounds and schools. usually a metropolis characterized by densely packed residential buildings, businesses and a decaying industrial sector. in the 1970’s, the urban jungle was referred to as “the street”. also known as “the concrete jungle”. this is a broader term that […]


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