urban skateboards
the p-ss-est skate team this side of florida. rich -ss b-tches that p-ss and moan when they scuff up their shoes. only good skaters because they pay pros to teach them how to skate. deserve nothing, and are treated with the sh-ttiest of respect. believe that.
those f-gs are so urban!
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