Urge to Shit
the urge to sh-t is an indication of one’s closeness to actually sh-tting. usually the urge to sh-t is often answered by a quick trip to the toilet. however, on some occasions the urge to sh-t has lurked as a silent killer, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. it is often felt in the lower intestinal region and can be quite alarming as it causes tenseness of the muscles in that region.
if the urge to sh-t is not immediately purged, then it will eventually subside – however it will return (usually within 10 minutes) and bring back the same tense-ness desperation that can happen.
that is why it is always best to sh-t before a trip – to prevent the urge to sh-t from occurring. furthermore it is always best to relieve it’s call. and you will know the feeling of sh-t relief, when this urge has been fulfilled.
john felt a sudden tenseness in his stomach, he’d known there was sh-t inside of him; but he did not tend to it when he first found out. nervous beads of sweat rained upon his face, the salty boiler goo pouring down. how could he maintain? it was an important meeting, he couldn’t leave… the urge to sh-t was rising.
ray: “urge to sh-t lowering… urge to sh-t lowering”
dave: “good, because it’s still another hour till we get to vegas.”
ray: “…my god”
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