urinal anxiety
an affliction of males characterized by unusual behaviours in the men’s room. urinal anxiety is manifest in the actions of a man who walks into the men’s room and heads directly toward the urinals, but -upon seeing another man already standing at a nearby urinal- immediately changes course for the stalls. urinal anxiety afflicts a substantial number of males who have a phobia about p-ssing in a location where another male might notice their schl-ng (as if other males would have an interest in someone else’s schl-ng…). the most extreme form of urinal anxiety is usually seen in locations using the old “trough” urinals often placed in ball park restrooms. the afflicted male approaches the other happy, p-ss-spattering companions, pulls his d-ck out, and… and… and… (after a long delay) zips his d-ck back up, unable to urinate, and shame-facedly departs the restroom unsatisfied.
d-mn, frank never uses the urinals. the other day he went into the women’s room at the ball park to avoid the trough. i think he’s gripped by urinal anxiety.
i have this condition and i’m not male… but what this is is basically not being able to p-ss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.
i couldn’t pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, i turned the water on and it still wouldn’t flow.
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