urine vandalism
urine vandalism (short: uv)
like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else’s urine.
adapted from wiktionary:
willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.
+ yesterday, my boss laid me off. he’s such an -sshole!
– really?!?! i think you shouldn’t simply accept that!
+ what do you expect me to do?!
– well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ you sure? i mean, what if they have uv protection?
– if you really want to do a uv, no uv protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ you’re right. let’s go and grab some beers. i’ve got a wonderful idea for a uv …
– d-mn, i’m so freaking excited …
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