urmston
last name commonly given to beastly gorgeous people, with amazing intellegence, athelticism, and other forms of charisma. everyone seems to love an urmston.
“hey you know that girl jenn urmston?”
“omg! i’ve had a crush on her since 3rd grade!!!”
“omg me too!”
sk-nk city ! features cl-ssic pick up joints such as jp’s and mambos, mambos is a must for any young male trying to secure a sh-g, especially with ugly girls. this town is now under regeneration, so it will now be known as the sh-thole with a new shopping facility.
we all placcy gangstaaas, urmston is da place to get sh-te beer and oooogly laydees.
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