us Marine

a brotherhood of the worlds biggest, meanest, most bad-ss, deadliest killing machines ever devised by g-d. they are the only branch of the military to become an official branch in a bar. when g-d made the first marine, he took one look at his creation, sh-t himself, turned around, and ran back up to heaven. g-d left this earth because marines rule it now. chuck norris even fears them.
terrorist 1: who are those jolly green giants with guns?

terrorist 2: f-ck!!!!! run!!! its the u.s. marines!!! pray to allah to protect us!!!! f-ck!!!! they killed allah!!!!
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the amphibious warfare branch of the united states military, formed on nov. 10th, 1775. tun tavern in pennsylvania is considered the birthplace of this branch. the us marines are in particular used as an invasion force, rather than an army of occupation, and is the only us military branch that is deployed during peacetime.
the us marines were the first force to deploy into both iraq and afghanistan.
the last person in the world you wanna f-ck with. a marine will rip your stomach out your -ss and strangle you with it before you even relize what happpend.
jim: hey, wheres austin?
mike: oh he step on a us marines dress shoe and scuffed it.
jim: oh sh-t hes a dead man.
mike: was a dead man.
the only thing in the world more bad-ss than g-d him self or chuck norris.
g-d: oh my self look its the marines.
chuck norris: d-mn i made a good lookin kid
u.s marines: semper fi to god and dad
a very loyal, frightless, and strong soilder for the united states marine corps.
12 weeks of brutal, fierce, and mind toddeling training with the best. also the strongest and proudest out of all armed forces. their the first sent into battle and the last to come out. usaf veterans and wannabes can say all they want about the usmc and how usaf is stronger, but look at it this way, the air force is in the air with nukes at the click of a finger and will fall back when shot or locked on by a missile and cannot save other allie air crafts, but marines are on the ground, with limited ammo, a m-16, a pistol, few grenades, and a knife, out in war for hours, days, weeks, months, without returning to base, and they can save and help other soilders and will take 20 bullets to the chest just to save his/her fellow marine friend. never underestimate the power and will of the united states marines. hoo rah!!!
air force recruit – i got to shoot some bullets out of a air craft today you stupid marine!!!
“u.s. marine” – knocks the f-ck out of the recruit, “i just saved 37 soilders, killed 197 op, and got shot 4 times in the leg, arm, and chest. then carried my brother 6 miles on my shoulder just to get water for him. “spits on recruites face. “hoo rah!”