Use protection!


a phrase friends shout at (a.) someone and their significant other or (b.) two people who belong together, usually really loudly and in an exceptionally embarr-ssing manner, reminding them to use condoms when they have s-x (which is inevitable, or at least in the eyes of the person shouting it).
a.) when my boyfriend and i left together our friends shouted, “use protection!” loud enough for anyone in a five mile radius to hear.

b.) when me and my best friend of the opposite s-x left the party half the room screeched, “use protection!”

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