Useless Textbook
a phrase used by parents of, or by, a failing student when referring to their sh-tty grades. usually because they refuse to admit that said student is a lazy b-m who won’t study. usually these students are “special”.
mr. lala: well, mrs. smith, to be frank, billy has a 28% in my chemistry cl-ss.
mrs. smith: what??! that’s some load of cr-p, mister! i mean, look at his textbook! it’s useless! it’s a useless textbook!
mr. lala: …but he doesn’t even pay attention in cl-ss. and all of his homework is incomplete.
mrs. smith: i’ll have your job for this!!
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