Utahbonics
the speech patterns of utahnians
“we’re goin’ to churrrrrch” is an example utahbonics
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- Utah Claw
a hairstyle characteristic of less-than-savory utah women who poof their bangs up to resemble a claw (or breaking wave). “last time a chick with a utah claw went down on me she got her hair caught in my zipper.”
- utah cliffhanger
this is when a women is sucking your d-ck and you blow your load on her chin, as it drips off her chin you catch it in your mouth, then you proceed to pushing her off the edge of the bed. my head still hurts from that utah cliffhanger.
- Utah County'd
to take a clever or funny idea and overuse it until n-body but the people in utah county thinks it is funny. jimmered got utah county’d.
- utah county rules
engaging in oral and or -n-l s-x but not v-g-n-l, so as to maintain one virginity. practiced extensively on the campus of byu. jeremy: i swear, nothing is going on with taylor, we are still virgins. brian: man, you know you’ve gone further than that, you must be playing by the utah county rules.
- Utah Crazy
the condition of being or acting insane over something trivial, illogical, or unreasonable. “i was 30 seconds late to work today and my boss went all utah crazy on me for it!”