Utanapishtim


1. a god from the tale “the epic of gilgamesh.” in this pre-bible religious scripture, utanapishtim helps gilgamesh change from human into an immortal god.

2. most commonly referred to as the utana island ‘pishtims. this nfl franchise has won 10 super bowls in 9 seasons. in the co-management and co-owner switch, the utana ‘pishtims changed their name to the utana island ‘pishtims. they play out of utana island (next to british columbia) and have a stadium that seats 19,000,000 fans.

3. king of utana island. utanapishtim is the ruler of the whole land.
examples:

1. “dude have you read the “epic of gilgamesh”?”
“ya man, utanapishtim is totally dope.”

2. “i can’t wait to go to the utana ‘pishtim game tonight. its going to be so fun!”

3. “all hail king utanapishtim!”

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