UTB

up the b-tt.
a hot chick walks in the room…you look at your bud and say utb. meaning you’d love to shove your meat right up her -rs-. of course if your girl asks you say it stands for your the best.
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‘up the boro’. a term used in middlesbrough which has evolved from local football slang to something which generally means something good. used mostly at the end of sentences expressing ones joy. can be changed to utfb (up the f-cking boro) if feeling slightly more joyful.
lad 1: i see jonny pulled that fat l-ss at the bongo last night. utb.

lad 2: aye well played, utfb!
abbreviation: you’re the best.

often used on skype, msn, ichat, and googlechat.
thanks for the phone, u.t.b.
utb is a term used by r-t-rded football fans who are under the huge misconception that sheffield united will ever get promoted, of if by some sort of clerical mistake they do, stay there. it’s used by utter utter b-ll-nds who were unable to leave sh-t banter in the playground. they tend to use it nonsensically at the end of sentences, and have h-m-s-xual tendencies.
dave: looking forward to the football tonight!
john: i think jesus was a comp-ssionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems utb!
dave: yeah, i’m going to watch the game on my own tonight.
up the bracket- first alb-m by the libertines. not on the bracket- that is different.
yo, you like on the bracket?
no, but i like up the bracket- utb.