Utensilator


a box, sp-ce in cabinets or enclosure where you keep all the utensils which are used once in a year, yet you need them for those “just in case” moments. for example a potjie (spelled poykee is a cast iron pot from south africa which deserves to go inside a utensilator.

” joey ! can you put away this “potjie” back in the utensilator please”

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