Utica Girl
a woman from (utica, ny). loves fake tans and she thinks striped nails with gem studs look “cl-ssy”. thinks all children are on wic and the heap program is a family tradition. collects some sort of public -ssistance yet still buys cigarettes and goes to club lava. typically has at least one child from her high school boyfriend and always has some sort of trouble with their ex. thinks she really hit it big when she gets a guy that runs a forklift, not just working in a warehouse. has no problem if he has only been to jail once…or twice.
utica girl-after i get my nails done we’ll meet yous guys at lava, but first i gotta go by my ex’s house and drop off the kids. that mother f-cker needs to give me more child support.
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