Utility Key
a key that one keeps on their key chain, from an old residence for example, to use as a tool/screwdriver.
the polar explorers thought that they might die of starvation, until andy used his utility key to open the rations.
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- utility-kinkster
one whose s-xual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource. do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of p-ssion and life saving heat transfer.
- Utility Mate
a utility mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available. i had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which n-body wanted so i sold it to my utility mate and he came with me instead.
- Whatthefuckitude
a measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim “what the f-ck!?” the remake of the movie footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in whatthef-ckitude.
- What the fuck is your problem?
standard greeting to fellow travelers on two-lane highways with insufficient p-ssing zones. hwy 24-27, or stanly county as a (w)hole.
- Flatmare
a handy typo that can be used to indicate the true h-ll that is the other people you may voluntarily or otherwise be forced into sharing accommodation with. dave – i’m having a right flatmare at the moment phil – yeah i know, i saw him licking your cheese