Utsav
utsav is someone who lives in jersey with a unfortunate short d-ck with a iq worse then retarted rats. ustav is also a common name gay and transs-xual community.
look there goes “utsav” with a tranny d-ck.
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someone who has a higher iq and is yet still able to partic-p-te in social events. most people who are like utsav will usually be the more popular people in social groups. considered as the cool kids.
whoa that guy is like utsav
a word used specifically to describe the awesomest member of a race
hence the ppl with this name are not only the most superior human beings but also the most qualified ppl in any given field known to mankind, ….yet at the same time highly friendly, charismatic and down to earth types
(ps: this word is derived from the hindi word meaning celebration/festival as the birth of such awesome people calls for a huge celebration)
omg…utsav is one h-ll of an utsav…hes the best
the guy at the office who laughs at his own jokes
utsav: hey let me tell you about that time when i grew my beard hehehehehehahahahahaheheh
everyone else: i didnt even get that joke man! thats so utsav
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