uzaan
uzaan is very cool and laid back. she laughs more than she breathes. everybody loves her because she loves so deep, and cares so much. she’ll do anything for anyone. every guy wants to be with her. every girl wants to be her. but she needs a superhero to save her from this world.
uzaan is kryptonite.
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