V ceps
v-g-n-l biceps. caused by prolonged abstinence. the v-g-n- develops m-ssive muscle tissue blocking all s-xual activity. effects similar to those of the “o clamp”. causes severe pain to yo d-ck n-gg-.
man and abstinent woman are on honeymoon and having s-x and male tries puttin it in and has trouble and looks down and goes “d-mn b-tch! that p-ssys got v ceps!
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