V-Stache


when a female grows her p-b-s and grooms them in the shape of a male mustache. therefore giving her a v-g-n-l mustache, hence v-stache.
“my v-stache itches.”

“ew, get your c-m out of my v-stache!”

“my girlfriend has a v-stache, it intimidates me…”

“my boyfriend likes to wear my v-stache heheheh!”

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